A photon checks into a hotel

**Mikilt** · 28th June 13, 08:27 PM

A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks, "Do you have any luggage?"

"No", said the photon. "I'm traveling light."

**aonghas** · 28th June 13, 08:49 PM

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink, how much barkeep? For you no charge.

**mookien** · 28th June 13, 10:06 PM

An electron walks into a bar and explains the Pauli exclusion principle. QED

If you don't understand that, it is not funny. If you do, it is also not funny.

**MacGumerait** · 28th June 13, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by mookien

An electron walks into a bar and explains the Pauli exclusion principle. QED

If you don't understand that, it is not funny. If you do, it is also not funny.

Sadly , I do .

That joke is kind of like the Hunting Stewart tartan ... it's anti-symmetric .

You Quantum Mechanics guys have my sympathy , Toyota didn't have much luck with the Quantum , thus ... not much call for mechanics .

**EagleJCS** · 29th June 13, 12:10 AM

One atom pokes the atom next to him and says "Hey, did you steal an electron from me?"
The second atom says "No, I don't have an extra one. Are you sure one of yours is missing?"
The first one says, "Yep. I'm positive!"

**MacGumerait** · 29th June 13, 12:48 AM

Originally Posted by EagleJCS

One atom pokes the atom next to him and says "Hey, did you steal an electron from me?"
The second atom says "No, I don't have an extra one. Are you sure one of yours is missing?"
The first one says, "Yep. I'm positive!"

Okay stop it !

Too funny John !

Mikilt , you do know that you are responsible for starting all of this !!

**Ozark Ridge Rider** · 11th July 13, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by EagleJCS

One atom pokes the atom next to him and says "Hey, did you steal an electron from me?"
The second atom says "No, I don't have an extra one. Are you sure one of yours is missing?"
The first one says, "Yep. I'm positive!"

He then stiffened and fell over - in a cationic state.