A blonde is driving down the road knitting as she goes. A police officer sees her and begins to follow. The blonde is busy knitting and driving and doesn’t notice she is being followed by the police. Shortly, the police officer gets on the loudspeaker and says “Pull over!” The blonde replies, to no one in particular, “No…it’s a cardigan.”
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Now that is one real groaner of a joke...
Martin. AKA - The Scouter in a Kilt. Proud, but homesick, son of Skye. Member of the Clan MacLeod Society (Scotland)
A knitting joke?! Sounds like a pretty improbable "yarn" to me, although I admit it had me in "stitches"!
Stop "needling" blondes. You're just being "crewel." Then again, it's hard to find good knitting humor these days.
" Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -
Lmao! That has got to be the first knitting joke I have ever heard! Thanks for sharing. :-)
The Official [BREN]
There's a joke that should be "cast off"
Originally Posted by Alan H Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
That really is a perl.
Sounds like a knit wit to me.
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