A Present For The Teacher
A teacher was retiring. Her students decided to have a party for her and several brought her a present.
The first student gave her his, his dad owned a jewelry store. She opened it and inside was a watch. " I'll never be late again" she said.
The second student gave her his gift, his dad owned a general store. She opened it and inside was a wool coat. " I'll stay warm now" she said.
The third student handad her his. His dad owned a liquor store. The box's contents were leaking however and one corner was soaked.
She lokked at it, then wet her finger with the unknown liquid and tasted it. " Champagne" she said.
"No it's not champagne" the boy told her.
She tasted it again. Scotch" She stated.
"NO its not Scotch"
She's puzzled so she tastes it again. She smiled and said "Whiskey. It's a bottle of Jack Daniels"
"No it's not whiskey" The little boy told her. "It's a puppy!"
Originally Posted by Tobus
Based on that statement , I guess one could say she's now sadder .... Bud..weiser . 
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