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    probably been heard before- not mine originally

    Let
    us now, bow our heads and reflect on the spirit of the season.


    I offer,


    *THE BAGPIPER’s TALE; a Personal Testimony*

    As a bagpiper, I’m often called upon to play at weddings, military events,
    and funerals. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave
    side service for a homeless man. The man had no family or friends, so

    the service was set at the county pauper’s cemetery in the Kentucky back woods.


    I was not familiar with the backwoods and soon found myself lost. Being a
    typical man I didn’t stop to ask for directions. I finally arrived an hour
    late – the staff from the funeral home was long gone and the hearse was
    nowhere in sight.

    There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt
    badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the
    grave and looked down. The vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know

    what else to do, so I started to play….

    The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out
    my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve
    never played before for this homeless man.

    And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep.


    They wept. I wept. We all wept together.


    When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car.

    Though my head hung low my heart was full..

    As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen
    nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty
    years.”








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    Now, that was BRILLIANT. Thanks!
    Virtus Ad Aethera Tendit

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    That is a Gem!
    You almost had me in tears until I burst with laughter.
    Bravo !

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    That has to be one of the best jokes I've heard in weeks! Thank you for a very good laugh!
    Slaínte,

    Robert

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    Damn, for a moment there I thought you might have crapped out! ::dead::
    Go, have fun, don't work at, make it fun! Kilt them, for they know not, what they wear. Where am I now?

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