Dear Diary:
I always find it hard to write this not having opposable indexes so I was ever thankful my human got a keyboard. I practice on it often though he tends to throw me off because I also misspell word. Seems food comes out as"ajdioucuklneodouuuuuaooo" all too often. Well I like to party like the best of them and when my human grabs one of those brown bottles and settles in to watch his square thing with other humans in it I am always up to enjoy. It is a bit difficult to eat those things he calls chips but the dip is always pretty tasty. Well I always wonder if he really loves me because when he leaves to curl up in his bed he leaves the square thing on. Though I have the button thingy in front of me I cant work it without opposable indexes. Wouldnt be so bad but this show called Three's Company, Mayberry RFD and Golden Girls keeps coming on. One more show like that and Ill tip this bottle over and enjoy some more of the fizzy stuff in it then Ill go barf somewhere where he will find it when he gets up to use his litter box.
"Greater understanding properly leads to an increasing sense of responsibility, and not to arrogance."
