A Scotsman on holiday in New York for the first time walks into a quiet cocktail bar one afternoon, desperate to murder a pint of beer. The place is deserted, apart from the barman and a beautiful woman dressed in a slinky black dress at the end of the bar. The Scotsman says “A pint please mate” The barman replies “We only have bottles – a chilled Coors ?” The Scotsman says “Aye okay – and would you get that lassie a drink too ?” The barman says quietly “Okay sir, but I better tell now you she’s a lesbian” The Scotsman replies “Nae problemo – get her a drink pal” The woman accepts, gets her drink and raises her glass to the Scotsman. Encouraged, the Scotsman saunters over, very cool and says to her “Hi darlin’, how’s your drink ?” The lady replies “It’s very nice – thank you” The Scotsman leans forward a little and says “So – tell me – what part o’ Lesbia do ye come from ?”
Hey, here in New York, we have a very large Greek community. There's lots of Lesbians among them. She might have told him that she was from east side of the island.
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