From a scot to a scot

[Lallans]

(The poster disclaims any responsibility for the following):
NO IPHONE WAS HARMED IN THE SENDING OF THIS MESSAGE.


True Friendship...SCOTTISH STYLE!!
(None of that sissy *****)
Are ye tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship...You will see no cute wee smiley faces or glittery angels on this card. Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship...


1. When ye are sad - I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.


2. When ye are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.


3. When ye smile - I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.


4. When ye are scared - I will shake the piss out of ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.


5. When ye are worried - I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!

6. When ye are confused - I will try to use only wee words.

7. When ye are sick - stay the %$@# away from me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got.

8. When ye fall - I will laugh, you clumsy ****, ....but I'll help you up.

This is my oath...I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...

Send this to 10 o' yer closest friends,

Then get depressed because ye can only think of 4.

[Nick the DSM]

Made my morning.

[Spartan Tartan]

Too true! This was perfectly put.

[Tony]

Send this to 10 o' yer closest friends,

Then get depressed because ye can only think of 4.

I was laughing till I got to this bit.
Dammit.

[ForresterModern]

Thanks for the belly laughs, cousin. I just posted to my facebook page. This could go viral.

j

[Old Hippie]

2. When ye are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

Which would be the coffee I was drinking when I read this.

Which is now all over my monitor and the wall behind.

I should know better, but I never learn.

[bdkilted]

I can start my day now, that I have laughed.
Thanks. I needed that.

[Burly Brute]

Awesome! Made my day!

[llyd]

Yup..it's on FB...much to the general mirth..

One lady said that it didn't come up with a "share" button..
to which, I relied, Cut, copy, paste....
and my wife followed up with.."See, he used Wee Words!"
Gotta love her.

[Really a McQueen]

Which would be the coffee I was drinking when I read this.

Which is now all over my monitor and the wall behind.

I should know better, but I never learn.

That is why I only drink beer when at the computer.