For Christmas, the children brought gifts for their
teachers.

A supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of
assorted fruit.

A florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

A candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The
teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She
touched a drop of yellow liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another
drop and asked, "Scotch?"

"No," said the little boy..............

"It's a puppy!"