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    Scottish Short Joke.

    Voted Best Scottish Short Joke

    A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

    'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'

    To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
    'Buggeroff, ye'll no bring it back
    If you are going to do it, do it in a kilt!

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    As the sheep said - Baaaaadd
    If you see abbreviations, initials or acronyms you do not know the Xmarks FAQ section on abbreviations may help.

    www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/faq.php?faq=xmarks_faq#faq_faq_abbr

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