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24th April 12, 08:45 AM
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Scottish Wales
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few....
I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked,
"Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland."
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologised and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
That's the last thing I remember ...
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24th April 12, 09:22 AM
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 I'm stealing this at work today (if you don't mind)
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24th April 12, 09:27 AM
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Fortunately there is no cat at work, that I could scare 
Reminds me of the old joke about overweight tourists on the beach, when Greenpeace got alerted to put the "whales" back into the ocean.
 Originally Posted by Pleater
Weeelll - once I was walking along the row of shops near us and passed a young couple, she was wearing a narrow strip of denim for a skirt and a couple of handkerchieves worth of fabric for a blouse and it was losing the fight to stay closed - I was almost out of earshot when he enquired 'why doesn't your skirt move like that?' Anne the Pleater
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24th April 12, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Piipriker
the old joke about overweight tourists on the beach....
...don't know what you're talking about - not overWEIGHT is my problem - it's UNDERheight or SHORTness, what I'm suffering from ... the weight is o.k. ... ;-))
Last edited by kiltmonk; 24th April 12 at 01:23 PM.
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24th April 12, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by kiltmonk
...don't know what you're talking about - not overWEIGHT is my problem - it's UNDERheight or SHORTness, what I'm suffering from ... the weight is o.k. ... ;-))
hej Garfield 
Originally Posted by Pleater
Weeelll - once I was walking along the row of shops near us and passed a young couple, she was wearing a narrow strip of denim for a skirt and a couple of handkerchieves worth of fabric for a blouse and it was losing the fight to stay closed - I was almost out of earshot when he enquired 'why doesn't your skirt move like that?' Anne the Pleater
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24th April 12, 01:38 PM
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Contra: Heij Gimli !!
Greez
Marcus
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24th April 12, 02:31 PM
#7
Hej Marcus,
that was my self given nickname for several years. So this stab went amiss ;-)
Originally Posted by Pleater
Weeelll - once I was walking along the row of shops near us and passed a young couple, she was wearing a narrow strip of denim for a skirt and a couple of handkerchieves worth of fabric for a blouse and it was losing the fight to stay closed - I was almost out of earshot when he enquired 'why doesn't your skirt move like that?' Anne the Pleater
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24th April 12, 04:53 PM
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o.k., but worth a try ;-)
CU kilted on THU for The Red Hot Chili Pipers !!
Greez
Marcus
P.S.: ..maybe in Black Isle ?? If Royal Airmail is fast enough ...
Last edited by kiltmonk; 25th April 12 at 03:49 AM.
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24th April 12, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by xman
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few....
I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked,
"Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland."
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologised and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
That's the last thing I remember ...
Ha !!! Hope you were wearing your James Bond bullet proof sporran ! 
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25th April 12, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by kiltmonk
P.S.: ..maybe in Black Isle ?? If Royal Airmail is fast enough ...
Did the postman ring twice?
CU tomorrow.
Originally Posted by Pleater
Weeelll - once I was walking along the row of shops near us and passed a young couple, she was wearing a narrow strip of denim for a skirt and a couple of handkerchieves worth of fabric for a blouse and it was losing the fight to stay closed - I was almost out of earshot when he enquired 'why doesn't your skirt move like that?' Anne the Pleater
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