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    Shampoo Danger

    Check you shampoo bottle label. I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner!

    When you wash your hair in the shower, the shampoo runs down your whole body and (duh!) printed right on the label is this warning:

    FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY

    No wonder I have been gaining weight!

    The solution? Get rid of that shampoo and start using Dawn Dish Soap instead. Their label reads DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.
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    Smile Re: Shampoo Danger


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    Re: Shampoo Danger

    Hahaha!

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    Re: Shampoo Danger

    So that's the problem. I'm relieved. I thought I was eating too much.
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    Re: Shampoo Danger

    I am so stealing this!!!!!!

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    Re: Shampoo Danger

    I didn't gain weight when I got out of the army... I increased volumetrically in AWESOMENESS!

    Besides, why would my wife want a boy with a six pack when she can have a man with a keg.

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    Re: Shampoo Danger

    The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life.
    [Proverbs 14:27]

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    Re: Shampoo Danger

    Quote Originally Posted by BuchananBiker View Post
    Besides, why would my wife want a boy with a six pack when she can have a man with a keg.
    hahahahahhahahahahaha

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    Re: Shampoo Danger

    I'm going to go an stock up with fairy liquid now just to be on the safe side
    The hielan' man he wears the kilt, even when it's snowin';
    He kens na where the wind comes frae,
    But he kens fine where its goin'.

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    Re: Shampoo Danger

    Hahahahah

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