Check you shampoo bottle label. I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner! When you wash your hair in the shower, the shampoo runs down your whole body and (duh!) printed right on the label is this warning: FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY No wonder I have been gaining weight! The solution? Get rid of that shampoo and start using Dawn Dish Soap instead. Their label reads DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.
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Hahaha!
So that's the problem. I'm relieved. I thought I was eating too much.
B.D. Marshall Texas Convener for Clan Keith
I am so stealing this!!!!!!
I didn't gain weight when I got out of the army... I increased volumetrically in AWESOMENESS! Besides, why would my wife want a boy with a six pack when she can have a man with a keg.
The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life. [Proverbs 14:27]
Originally Posted by BuchananBiker Besides, why would my wife want a boy with a six pack when she can have a man with a keg. hahahahahhahahahahaha
I'm going to go an stock up with fairy liquid now just to be on the safe side
The hielan' man he wears the kilt, even when it's snowin'; He kens na where the wind comes frae, But he kens fine where its goin'.
Hahahahah
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