Since there are a lot of newlywed posts...

[GoodGirlGonePlaid]

Kids thoughts on marriage:

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.
-- Alan , age 10

*** No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
-- Kristen , age 10


2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille , age 10


3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick , age 8


4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori , age 8


5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette , age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin , age 10


6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam , age 7 ( Love her )

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

- - Curt , age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard , age 8


7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
-- Anita , age 9 (bless you child )


8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is ........


9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky , age 10

[Macman]

How apropos! Thanks for the afternoon laugh!

[cessna152towser]

Thanks for the laugh

[LitTrog]

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.
-- Alan , age 10

Who's fetching the beer?! Maybe that's why men bother having kids even when their women look like dump trucks.

Dump trucks do have a terrific hauling capacity. Lotsa chips, lotsa beer go-fers on the way!

[Southern Breeze]

Thanks. I needed a good laugh.