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  1. 16th July 11, 09:38 AM #1
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    So, a Scotsman walks into a bar...

    So, a Scotsman walks into a bar...

    ...with an auto's steering wheel protruding halfway out the top of his kilt.

    "Jock," said the barkeep, "there is a steering wheel stuck in your kilt."

    And the Scot replies, "Aye, Laddie, I knoo, and it's drivin' me nuts"
  2. 16th July 11, 10:17 AM #2
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    I've heard some prehistroric jokes but...
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  3. 16th July 11, 02:22 PM #3
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    Bout spilled my tea with that one.
    Gillmore of Clan Morrison

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  4. 16th July 11, 06:24 PM #4
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    I've never heard that one before lol I need to tell that one to my mom
    kilted in Brooklet :)
  5. 16th July 11, 07:40 PM #5
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    Haha! I will definitely have to remember that one!
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