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27th December 14, 05:50 PM
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There was an explosion at the local distillery.
I wasn't surprised...it was a whisky business.
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27th December 14, 08:23 PM
#2
Yeah, I read about that. Somewhere near Malta wasn't it? 
"Simplify, and add lightness" -- Colin Chapman
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27th December 14, 08:31 PM
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Evidence is almost nonexistent, they figure it could have been spirits.
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28th December 14, 06:21 AM
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One by-stander was reported to slur, "the size of the flames was staggering."
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28th December 14, 06:41 AM
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Barley anyone escaped alive.
KEN CORMACK
Clan Buchanan
U.S. Coast Guard, Retired
Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio, USA
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28th December 14, 08:16 AM
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I'm told the building was mashed.......Well, could have been wort.
'A damned ill-conditioned sort of an ape. It had a can of ale at every pot-house on the road, and is reeling drunk. "
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28th December 14, 08:30 AM
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Authorities say there is little still standing.
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28th December 14, 08:58 AM
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Witnesses Glen Fidditch and Mac Allan described how they saw Spey's side burn. Glen was livet.
Last edited by unixken; 28th December 14 at 09:03 AM.
KEN CORMACK
Clan Buchanan
U.S. Coast Guard, Retired
Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio, USA
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28th December 14, 09:14 PM
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I heard that it wasn't just a single but, a mult-e-tude of explosions; the whole dram thing blew up for pete sakes. It was neat the way the whisky came down with the rain to quaich the thirst of the locals.
Simon Fraser fought as MacShimidh, a Highland chief… wrapped and belted in a plaid over the top of his linen shirt, like his ordinary kinsmen. He put a bonnet on his head, and stuck the Fraser emblem, a sprig of yew, in it. With the battle cry, A'Chaisteal Dhunaidh and the scream of the pipes, they charged to battle. "The Last Highlander" Sara Fraser
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29th December 14, 06:49 PM
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Great work, gentlefolk! I can't top any of those, so I won't even try. 
I changed my signature. The old one was too ridiculous.
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