|
-
what would you like to hear said about you, at your wake?
( this was new to me, tho likely very old)
Malcolm, Murdo and Callum were sitting in a bar discussing the words they would like to hear spoken over their coffins at their wakes. Malcolm says, "I would like them to say 'He was a wonderful family man - he always supported his wife and kids, and they never wanted for anything'". Murdo nods and says, "That's lovely Malcolm. But I would like to hear them say, 'He was a great man in the community - he undertook a lot of projects to make his community a better place.'" Callum thinks for a moment and then says, "That's very nice, Murdo. But I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"
waulk softly and carry a big schtick
-
-
I've learned to really trust undertakers. They'll be the last to let you down.
Rev'd Father Bill White: Mostly retired Parish Priest & former Elementary Headmaster. Lover of God, dogs, most people, joy, tradition, humour & clarity. Legion Padre, theologian, teacher, philosopher, linguist, encourager of hearts & souls & a firm believer in dignity, decency, & duty. A proud Canadian Sinclair with solid Welsh and other heritage.
-
-
ouch!
waulk softly and carry a big schtick
-
-
Jack weren't no daisy, but, we're here to plant him!
Jackson
I hold the truth in such high regard, I use it sparingly!
-
-
"He was dying for y'all to get together!"
-
-
Kluncrok and Skweesh Funeral Homes: Putting the "Fun" back in Funeral.
Rev'd Father Bill White: Mostly retired Parish Priest & former Elementary Headmaster. Lover of God, dogs, most people, joy, tradition, humour & clarity. Legion Padre, theologian, teacher, philosopher, linguist, encourager of hearts & souls & a firm believer in dignity, decency, & duty. A proud Canadian Sinclair with solid Welsh and other heritage.
-
-
"We're here because Bill bought the booze. He stipulated that there be no crying or carrying on over himself; so the first crying had better be because someone either finished, or broke, the bottle of the Single Malt!"
I've found that most relationships work best when no one wears pants.
-
-
Hey!...he still breathing
(otherwise, I don't think I'll be hearing anything anyone has to say ;)
-
-
 Originally Posted by jhockin
( this was new to me, tho likely very old)
Malcolm, Murdo and Callum were sitting in a bar discussing the words they would like to hear spoken over their coffins at their wakes. Malcolm says, "I would like them to say 'He was a wonderful family man - he always supported his wife and kids, and they never wanted for anything'". Murdo nods and says, "That's lovely Malcolm. But I would like to hear them say, 'He was a great man in the community - he undertook a lot of projects to make his community a better place.'" Callum thinks for a moment and then says, "That's very nice, Murdo. But I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"
I would never wish to hear that last one... after an embalming that can only mean Zombie!
Death before Dishonor -- Nothing before Coffee
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
-
-
9th June 12, 12:06 AM
#10
Originally Posted by Deirachel
I would never wish to hear that last one... after an embalming that can only mean Zombie!
What he said 
-
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
-
Forum Rules
|
|
Bookmarks