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    Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Because if they had four, they'd be sedans!! You're welcome.
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    this joke dont work in Europe, where we know what to do with the last e in coupe.

    Daft Wullie, ye do hae the brains o’ a beetle, an’ I’ll fight any scunner who says different!

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Yeah?

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


    'Cause he was dead.
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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Nice ones guys. Did you ever see the movie "Up"? The dog in that movie tells this one because he hates squirrels,

    "A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead."

    Cracks me up every time.

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    this joke dont work in Europe, where we know what to do with the last e in coupe.
    But apparently you don't know what to do with "don't" and "doesn't"

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Quote Originally Posted by biblemonkey View Post

    "A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead."

    Cracks me up every time.
    Can't believe I have a kid and haven't seen that movie!

    You just made me laugh out loud! Dead animals are funny. And they make cool sporrans.
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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    ......know why Humming birds hum?
    because they don't know the words!
    Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Quote Originally Posted by gpmeakin View Post
    But apparently you don't know what to do with "don't" and "doesn't"
    sumtimes i be laZ

    Daft Wullie, ye do hae the brains o’ a beetle, an’ I’ll fight any scunner who says different!

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    Smile Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Quote Originally Posted by LitTrog View Post
    Can't believe I have a kid and haven't seen that movie!

    You just made me laugh out loud! Dead animals are funny. And they make cool sporrans.
    Do yourself a favor and watch that movie with the whole family. My wife and I love it.

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    My son's contribution:

    What's invisible and smells like bananas?
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