Because if they had four, they'd be sedans!! You're welcome.
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
this joke dont work in Europe, where we know what to do with the last e in coupe.
Daft Wullie, ye do hae the brains o’ a beetle, an’ I’ll fight any scunner who says different!
Yeah? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 'Cause he was dead.
Mister McGoo A Kilted Lebowski--Taking it easy so you don't have to.
Nice ones guys. Did you ever see the movie "Up"? The dog in that movie tells this one because he hates squirrels, "A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead." Cracks me up every time.
Originally Posted by Tony this joke dont work in Europe, where we know what to do with the last e in coupe. But apparently you don't know what to do with "don't" and "doesn't"
Originally Posted by biblemonkey "A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead." Cracks me up every time. Can't believe I have a kid and haven't seen that movie! You just made me laugh out loud! Dead animals are funny. And they make cool sporrans.
......know why Humming birds hum? because they don't know the words!
Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber
Originally Posted by gpmeakin But apparently you don't know what to do with "don't" and "doesn't" sumtimes i be laZ
Originally Posted by LitTrog Can't believe I have a kid and haven't seen that movie! You just made me laugh out loud! Dead animals are funny. And they make cool sporrans. Do yourself a favor and watch that movie with the whole family. My wife and I love it.
My son's contribution: What's invisible and smells like bananas?
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