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23rd December 12, 12:28 PM
#1
Winter joke!!
One Christmas, Sam and Laura built an ice-skating rink in the middle of their pasture.
A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the new rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepard began tugging them to the other side.
"Look at that," Sam said, "He's trying to pull the wool over our ice!"
You're welcome. 
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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23rd December 12, 12:44 PM
#2
That's bad, I still laughed though
The hielan' man he wears the kilt, even when it's snowin';
He kens na where the wind comes frae,
But he kens fine where its goin'.
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23rd December 12, 02:30 PM
#3
A groaner but a goodie.
;-)
The Official [BREN]
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23rd December 12, 04:06 PM
#4
Awesome man. LOL. I shared it on my facebook. Thanks!
"Fide et Fortitudine"
(fidelity & fortitude)
ALBA GU BRAW!!!!!
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23rd December 12, 07:40 PM
#5
Groan but I still chuckled and will happily inflict it on others! I love puns.
Slainte'
Bill
May all your blessings be the ones you want and your friends many and true.
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23rd December 12, 07:42 PM
#6
Yeah, I love puns, too. The worse they are, the happier they make me.
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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23rd December 12, 08:01 PM
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23rd December 12, 10:35 PM
#8
 Originally Posted by ThistleDown
N'ice one Nighthawk.
 Good lord...
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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29th December 12, 07:39 PM
#9
According to Mark Twain, the "pun" is the second most painful form of humor, behind only the practical joke.
I still got a chuckle out of it, albeit a bit of a painful chuckle.
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30th December 12, 05:45 AM
#10
Yes, someone said that the pun is the lowest form of humour, but it may be noted that the "double entendre" is the highest!
Rev'd Father Bill White: Mostly retired Parish Priest & former Elementary Headmaster. Lover of God, dogs, most people, joy, tradition, humour & clarity. Legion Padre, theologian, teacher, philosopher, linguist, encourager of hearts & souls & a firm believer in dignity, decency, & duty. A proud Canadian Sinclair with solid Welsh and other heritage.
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