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10th April 13, 08:12 AM
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Kilt Expert
In an attempt to add a wee smile into a fairly stormy and oppressive atmosphere in this new sub forum let me tell you what I found on an extensive study tour of certain weapons websites that I have been studying carefully for the last few hours. In truth, absolutely nothing that can be talked about on this website!
Apart from, a picture of one of the, if not THE, kilt experts of all time. So who am I? I have probably seen more kilts than all of us on this website put together have seen, I am probably the foremost expert of kilt etiquette and appropriate highland attire, I am a connoisseur if pipe music, I have starred in a film, I am of Scottish descent, I have my own tartan, and have a wee pad in the Highlands. And............I know a thing or two about weapons, and.....................
Who am I talking about? I will show you in two hours time.
Mods prepare yourselves. I hope that you will see the funny side of my next post. If not, please delete the whole thread.
Last edited by Jock Scot; 10th April 13 at 09:57 AM.
" Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the adherence of idle minds and minor tyrants". Field Marshal Lord Slim.
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10th April 13, 08:31 AM
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Could it be Phil's sqeeze?
Regards
Chas
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10th April 13, 08:31 AM
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Rev'd Father Bill White: Mostly retired Parish Priest & former Elementary Headmaster. Lover of God, dogs, most people, joy, tradition, humour & clarity. Legion Padre, theologian, teacher, philosopher, linguist, encourager of hearts & souls & a firm believer in dignity, decency, & duty. A proud Canadian Sinclair with solid Welsh and other heritage.
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10th April 13, 08:34 AM
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Life Is Short - Enjoy The Swing, Sway and Sashay - Go Kilted
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10th April 13, 09:14 AM
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Lord Lyon? Prince Charles?
Daft Wullie, ye do hae the brains o’ a beetle, an’ I’ll fight any scunner who says different!
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10th April 13, 09:21 AM
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 Originally Posted by faithwalker
Interest peaked.
No fair peeking!
Oh, you meant "piqued," I bet 
Aren't homophones fun?
I also immediately thought of "Phil's squeeze," to steal Chas' line. Not sure why, on first reading, Jock's post implied a female personage. Now that Tony has suggested her elder son, I see how he could fit as well. And he has his whole own thread here to boot!
Proudly Duncan [maternal], MacDonald and MacDaniel [paternal].
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10th April 13, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by faithwalker
Interest peaked.
Mine too! This has got to be interesting.
Nile
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10th April 13, 10:07 AM
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I just so hope that this is not going to turn out to be a slobbery dog with a big wet nose!
Regards
Chas
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10th April 13, 10:10 AM
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-----------as head of my armed forces I get issued with one of these.
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H.M. The Queen.
Last edited by Steve Ashton; 13th April 13 at 02:38 PM.
" Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the adherence of idle minds and minor tyrants". Field Marshal Lord Slim.
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10th April 13, 10:13 AM
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That'll teach him for cutting off her Range Rover!
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