Josh, I would love to do you a favor, but 2 things prohibit me:
1. lack of a balmoral
2. lack of long hair!
I'll tell you what, you post a picture of yourself, in the outfit you are planning on wearing, and I will photoshop a balmoral on to it and post it back to you!
The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long