
Originally Posted by
Santa Wally
Looks like that "First Prize" ribbon you won while taking a nap, was a really long one.

Maybe it's not the ribbon that's long...
Sorry, couldn't resist
"My beloved America, thank you for your children. If your children want to become soldiers I will train them. When they are hungry I will feed them. When they are thirsty I will give them water. When they fight for freedom I will lead them. When they are unsteady on the battlefield I will motivate them. If they die on the battlefield I will bury them. So help me God."