If anyone has not read the "Outlander" series by Diana Gabaldon I'm sure your wife has. Historically based, bodice ripper, with kilts.

Anyway, Diana Gabaldon is coming to Victoria for a signing of her new book and Bobbie (the wife known as kiltedknome) has a bunch of tickets.

If anyone would like a free ticket all you need do is promise to show up in kilt.

Now imagine this,,,, 250-300 women with fantasies about highlanders in kilts.
Four or five of the rabble wearing kilts.

I will be giving self-defense classes before the event.