While waiting for my wife to finish trying on some clothes tonight at Dress Barn, I had a woman ask me, "So what does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?" My answer was, "I don't know. I've never had the guts to ask one!"

Before she had a chance to ask a follow up, my wife was done and it was time to leave the store. When I relayed this story to her later, my wife laughed and said it was a great answer and suggest I tell it here and get additional feedback.