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17th August 09, 04:32 PM
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Twangggg!
A musician walks into his union hall.
Union Rep: "What can I do for you?"
Musician: "I want to report a lost instrument."
UR: "Where did you lose it?"
M: "I think I left it at my last gig."
UR: "OK. What's the name of the place?"
M: "Sam Frank's."
UR: "What type of instrument?"
M: "It's a baroque harp."
UR: "What type of club is it?"
M: "It's a disco."
UR: "Do you mean to say
YOU LEFT YOUR HARP IN SAM FRANK'S DISCO?!?!"
Gentleman of Substance
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