Every time I kilt up in one of my THREE leather kilts my mind wanders and I get to wondering if I should sell off some of my non-leather kilts to raise funds to buy yet another leather kilt....

I mean I have THREE leather kilts already...but I still have THREE MORE on my wish list...

SIX leather kilts would be enough for anyone right??? - especially a 65 year old geezer kiltie like me...

Be there others so afflicted?

Will they let me wear my leather kilts in the looney bin?