As I was exiting the parking garage on my way to the office this morning, a younger gentleman was entering. Here is the exchange we had.

Him: Hey, is that a kilt?!
Me: Indeed!
Him: Is that for some club?
Me: Perhaps, if there were a club for comfortable men.
Him: Are you wearing underwear?
Me: Ask your girlfriend.

He really got a kick out of my responses. We both chuckled and went our separate ways.

It may be relevant to note that I work at a University and I've been told that I look young for my age. This may help explain the 'club' inquiry.