In another threat a Xmarkers was told by co-workers not to wear a kilt to a school reunion. The OP asked if we could think of reasons not to wear a kilt to a function. Surprisingly, For some reason no one came up with any reasons not to wear a kilt.

So I propose a tongue in cheek approach to the question "what are reason not to wear a kilt to a group gathering."

  • Your legs are better than your wife's and she will be jealous.
  • You will be the best looking person in the room and you don't want the class' "beautiful people" to be out-shined.
  • You will be dancing on a glass floor and there is a room below you.
  • You will be wearing your loud Macleod tartan and don't want to hurt the eyes of the drunks at the bar.