Place It On Your Organ

[J Ross]

A preacher was visiting an elderly women from his congregation. She invited him into her home and offered tea. As she went to fetch the drinks the preacher glanced around the room and was shocked to see an open condom sitting in a glass jar on top of her organ. When she returned the preacher said, "I have to ask, what's the condom all about?" The little old lady responded, "Well, preacher, I found that in the store one day and it said 'remove from wrapper and place on your organ to prevent disease'. And, you know, I haven't been sick since."

[ASinclair]

Whatever works!