My wife and I went out for a few pints and some whiskey with some buddies last night. Mind you I was with her all evening. As we walked into the first establishment a very cute girl came up to me and said how great my skirt was and how she was glad she wasn't the only person in the bar w/ one on. I tried to explain to her that it was a kilt and she ignored me reached out to shake my hand and said she was looking forward to hearing me sing (that wasn't going to happen.) Anyhow the next bar we went into another woman started asking about the kilt and wanted to know where my dog was (aparently she had seen us around the neighborhood).
On our way home (maybe 3 blocks) my wife commented to me that she couldn't believe that two women hit on me right in front of her. I had no idea that they were hitting on me, and I suppose for her, the being obtuse is probably a good thing. She actually thought it was funnier than anything else (thank God). Seeing as I didn't get hit on about a year ago, I figure the kilt has to be some sort of magnet! Oh well, too late now. ;)
Basically what I've learned in the last year : 3 things that will bring the women; a wedding ring, a cute dog, and a kilt!
Cheers.
Originally Posted by Geoduck
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