Ok, l little advice is hereby solicited

This may sound stupid, but when you wear a $400 item of clothing, you want to take care of it. I'm gonna be afraid to eat spaghetti, or anything greasy or staining for fear of dropping some on the kilt apron. Yeah, I know, "Dude, use a napkin! Or lean over the table!" Most paper napkins are pretty useless as lap protection. I could just carry my own big napkin in the sporran, I guess. And how about driving while eating a double quarter-pounder with cheese? Told you it sounded stupid.

What do you experienced folks do?