A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction. "£85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply. "£85? Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?" "That's the normal charge," said the dentist. "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?" "That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off." Whit aboot if ye used wan o yer dentist trainees and still withoot the anesthetic?" "I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to £40." "How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer student do the extraction wae' the other students watchin' and learnin?" "It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "OK, I'll charge you £5. But it will be traumatic." "Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
heh...very nice...
NOW THAT'S FUNNY!
Hilarious! But i'd wager he was in the day after the extraction for a set of dentures. Bill
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does that 5 include the rolling pin that the wife will be chasing him around the house with?
Allright, I know where I'm copying this one, to.....
Good one!
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