Rabble,
Forgive me if this has been done before, but even if it has, we have plenty of new blood, ......(I got this idea from another thread but didn't want to hijack it so I thought it might work better here.) What are some of the silly answers that you've come up with when someone asks; "What tartan is that?"
I've thought of MacDaft of Bedlam, Sherman of Atlanta, and Lemur of Madagascar, but I'm sure there are a lot of funny, (and funnier,) ones out there. The point of this is not to be rude to those who are genuinely interested but perhaps just having a little fun with naive. All responses are welcomed.