I recently celebrated Hogmanay in the Gairloch in Wester Ross, we stayed 3 nights at the hotel and had a great time.
Obviously I was kilted over the New Year's festivities but I discovered the true vulnerability of being kilted with inebriated females while doing the conga.
You are bent over, hands on the love handles of the female in front and totally exposed to the wicked ways of the curious female behind me. Needless to say she didn't find me a disappointment but a true Scot.
I bet plenty of other kilties have found themselves in this vulnerable position.