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A PIPER - Puffer
The Bagpiper: a true story
As a young bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the counrty, and this man would be the first laid to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I become lost and, being a typical man, did not stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do.
The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch.
I played out my heart and soul. As I played, the workers began to weep..
I played, and I played, like I'd never played before: From "My Home" and "The Lord is My Shepherd" to "Flowers of the Forest."
I closed the lengthy session with "Amazing Grace" and walked to my car. As I was opening the car door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "Jesus, Mary 'n' Joseph, I never seen nothing like that before - and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Puffer
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haha
I felt my heart beating faster and faster as I read...tears coming to my own eyes... and them "BAM!" you smacked me! Thanks for the lesson to toughen up!
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A great story Puffer, one often gets a better laugh at the grave side, than anywhere else!
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     I almost slid out of my kilt I was laughing so hard.
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I've heard that with a new minister but never with a piper. Grand story all the same. :rofl sofnny:
I don't believe the idea is to arrive in heaven in a well preserved body! But to slide in side ways,Kilt A' Fly'n! Scream'en "Mon Wha A Ride" Kilted Santas
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Good story Puffer...... Ya had me bustin up!
“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson
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That is a classic....
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3rd June 09, 09:16 AM
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You got me!
Heed the heat warning for today..,,, It was hot there last night, but a perfect evening to sit on Anthony's deck watching the water.
Victoria
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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