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1st October 09, 06:29 PM
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anti-climax jokes... I wouldnt help laugh when reading them!
I love these "jokes"! They're completely anti-climax to any classic joke format... they've basically ruined all other jokes for me!
I'm not sure if many people share my sense of humour though 
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident.
A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.
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1st October 09, 08:19 PM
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1st October 09, 10:13 PM
#3
:buttkick: 
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2nd October 09, 08:07 AM
#4
I love jokes like this.
My absolute favourite joke is:
Ask me if I'm an orange.
'Are you an orange?'
No.
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2nd October 09, 08:32 AM
#5
 Originally Posted by Arlen
I love jokes like this.
My absolute favourite joke is:
Ask me if I'm an orange.
'Are you an orange?'
No.
I can understand the appeal of that one. 
Most of them sound like the jokes I tell all the time. Except those are supposed to have punch lines, and I either forget them or get them wrong. . . 
Proudly Duncan [maternal], MacDonald and MacDaniel [paternal].
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2nd October 09, 08:43 AM
#6
Has anyone heard the one about the two penguins?
--dbh
When given a choice, most people will choose.
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2nd October 09, 08:58 AM
#7
This is my dad's favourite:
An elk was standing at the tram stop waiting for the tram, when suddenly the tram came.
Vin gardu pro la sciuroj!
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2nd October 09, 09:42 AM
#8
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"
Jimbo
"No howling in the building!"
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2nd October 09, 11:00 AM
#9
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
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2nd October 09, 02:16 PM
#10
Once again, I have to add My favorite joke.
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Because he had a chicken stapled to his lip.
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