There is a farm in the south of Lancaster County, Pennsylvania that breeds rare birds, such a different species of emus, ostrich, and rheas pronounced "rees".) Anyway, last week a guy drove all the way up from South Carolina, climbed the fence and started pushing over all the birds just to watch them flop around. The cops caught him, of course, and were amazed that he had driven so far just to get into trouble. He had to admit that it's a long way to tip a rare rhea.
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