What are you wearin',,,

[Canuck]

Just minutes ago... I'm in the lobby of the theatre I'm doing a show at. I'm dressed in my black leather kilt, black hose black shirt. This Blonde 30 something asks, (from across the lobby) "Are you wearin' underwear? I walk up to her noticing she is in a black skirt and asked her the same question....I figure this is one time an answer to a question is with a question? She said yes...I didn't answer except to say what's fair is fair. We all had a good chuckle.
Cheers
Robert

[STONE CHUCKER]

I love that question. I also find it is usually followed by "a real scot wears nothing.....?" I have a couple of responses but what does everyone else say. I can always use a few new lines.

Chris

[phil h]

I love that question. I also find it is usually followed by "a real scot wears nothing.....?" I have a couple of responses but what does everyone else say. I can always use a few new lines.

Chris

I have put together a few on my website.
click "the big question"
http://mykilts.tripod.com

[highlandtide]

Great name Stone! Reminds me of Hamish in Braveheart (not our good friend Hamish the Kilted Legend here!)

[Andrew]

I love that question. I also find it is usually followed by "a real scot wears nothing.....?" I have a couple of responses but what does everyone else say. I can always use a few new lines.

Chris

I also like that getting asked that question(from the ladies). I have run into a few guys that seem to think that wearing a Kilt is something to laugh at and make fun of when they see one. It doesn't bug me at all because they end up looking stupid in the end. Just Yesterday I ran into one of these guys while I was out for coffee with friend. He started in on me as soon as he spotted me in a Kilt. He made some very lame attempts at smart comments and I shot him down pretty fast. He ended with a red face and nothing left to say but "are you wearing anything under your Kilt?" I looked him square in the eyes and politly told him "sorry but I am not Gay. I don't think I can give you what you are looking for here. Even if I did give it to you I don't think you could handle the whole thing!" His jaw hit the ground and he ran out before anyone else could have a turn at him. It worked really well.

Andrew

[bear]

I also like that getting asked that question(from the ladies). I have run into a few guys that seem to think that wearing a Kilt is something to laugh at and make fun of when they see one. It doesn't bug me at all because they end up looking stupid in the end. Just Yesterday I ran into one of these guys while I was out for coffee with friend. He started in on me as soon as he spotted me in a Kilt. He made some very lame attempts at smart comments and I shot him down pretty fast. He ended with a red face and nothing left to say but "are you wearing anything under your Kilt?" I looked him square in the eyes and politly told him "sorry but I am not Gay. I don't think I can give you what you are looking for here. Even if I did give it to you I don't think you could handle the whole thing!" His jaw hit the ground and he ran out before anyone else could have a turn at him. It worked really well.
Andrew

LMAO!
I bet you were smiling when you said it, too.
Beauty!

[Chris@southerncelt.com]

I enjoyed the list of responses on your site to the "what's up yer kilt" query phil. Shoes and socks has always been a fave.

Hmm.. I just had a t-shirt idea. I don't get many of those. This is a special occasion indeed.

[bear]

My favourite for women with a nasty attitude is, "Your man should control you better."

[richardljohnson]

**My favourite for women with a nasty attitude is, "Your man should control you better."**

Damn Bear, they must be made of brass...you must be in good shape to dodge the punches after that!

I've never run into a problem from women except a minor one from one of my sister-in-laws. All I said to her after she asked 'the question' in a sarcastic way was, "Lipstick. My wife's around, lets wait till later and you try the color to see if you like it." She turned bright red and walked away. The funny this is my wife was across the room and got a big kick out of it. She loves getting one up on her sisters and that I helped her out was even better.

Never had a guy ask...guess I'll have to think on that one.

RLJ-

[bubba]

One woman asked about what's under my kilt at WalMart the other day. My reply was "That will just have to remain one of the mysteries of the ages".