Kilt Do's and Don'ts

**Stratherrick** · 30th June 08, 07:01 AM

I've just noticed that there are, currently, 183, yes, 183 pages to this thread! It must be the longest thread ever, anywhere!!!

Ah well, I'll work my way through it over a few malts one evening when "she that must be obeyed" is out. I've had a few laughs already, and I've only been on the first half a dozen pages!

Cheers

Bruce

**Nick the DSM** · 30th June 08, 09:53 AM

nope, not the longest. i've seen longer.

**Kilted in Maine** · 30th June 08, 11:01 AM

I am not sure which is worse....

Photoshopping the Pope...

Originally Posted by Phil

Not quite a kilt but inappropriate dress nevertheless -

or calling him "the dude"

Originally Posted by sharpdressedscot

It is, you can still the dude's white hair underneath the "wig"

**DWFII** · 30th June 08, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by JRB

It's the thick, matted, red armpit hair that gets me.

I don't get it??!!

I don't like the towel but it is being worn by a man. Men generally have chest and arm hair. Sometimes it is thick, sometimes it's matted. That's the way nature made us. But hey it's a man...it's not a boy or a woman...what else can you expect? Why does it offend anyone?

**Sylvain** · 30th June 08, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by DWFII

I don't get it??!!

I don't like the towel but it is being worn by a man. Men generally have chest and arm hair. Sometimes it is thick, sometimes it's matted. That's the way nature made us. But hey it's a man...it's not a boy or a woman...what else can you expect? Why does it offend anyone?

You know, women also have armpit hair, the way nature made them...

**beowulf67** · 30th June 08, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Kilted in Maine

I am not sure which is worse....

Photoshopping the Pope...

or calling him "the dude"

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

**DWFII** · 30th June 08, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by Sylvain

You know, women also have armpit hair, the way nature made them...

Yes, I knew that...you don't get into your 6th decade and miss those kinds of details.

I would bet, however, that if we could trace the cultural roots of women shaving their armpits and legs we would find that it originates with women themselves way back in history some time. Cosmetic embellishment and ornamentation usually does.

Think of what a uproar we would have if women had matted red chest hair though!