Condom Pockets for Contemporary Kilts

[Riverkilt]

Just sent this idea to UK's request for ideas for accessories. Obviously it could apply to all kiltmakers.

Just seems that as much as ladies like us gents in kilts a condom pocket should be standard fare on contemporary kilts.

And, perhaps for sporrans too. When a condom is needed its important not to have to fish around for one.

Here's the email suggestion.


"Its well known how ladies like men in UKs.

So why not add a small condom pocket so a man doesn't have to fumble through all the other stuff in his pocket.

For instance, on the Survival. Look at the snap off pocket. The lower outside part with the stretch stuff.

A condom pocket would fit perfectly on the inside part, just below the male half of the snap.

A man would know right where to go to find the condom.

Same thing on the workman's pocket...on the lower outside pocket, inside portion, between where the two snaps are.

On the original and denim, just on the inside side of the pocket near the top.

Stop laughing, I'm serious here.

Think of the cross endorsements from condom manufacturers and safe sex agencies."

This isn't a one company vs. another company deal. With the power of kilts to make women swoon condom pockets should be standard on all kilts and sporrans.

Ron
(No, I'm not crazy...did spend 27 years in corporate marketing...my only excuse.)

Ron

[bubba]

For once I don't know what to say. Rather...er.... interesting idea.

[Mike n NC]

Ron, you are a sick, sick person. I knew I liked you for a reason.

When I first started reading your post I automaticly thought of a small pocket on the inner apron for quick access.

Mike

[Canuck]

"R"Kilts Already have a special pocket on the inside of the cargo pocket. good for change...condoms whatever. Cheers
Robert

[Riverkilt]

Aye Robert, you sly dog you. One more reason to wear my RK leather on dates and to buy a few more.

Had in mind one about half the size of yours, but yours works better in that its more versatile...and holds more condoms! :P

So sue me...I just made love with a new lady this afternoon. Our picnic along the creek evolved into something more primitive and carnal. She did love the easy access.

Ron

[Big Dave]

I think a condom pocket for kilts is a great idea. It makes men responsible for themselves.

[Graham]

What's a condom?

(father of 5)

[bubba]

Well graham, some of us don't have much need for condoms. We'll stick with our wives and leave the wild lassies for the young bucks.

[Graham]

So true Bubba, I still favour customised sporrans to pockets tho' for all those little things.

eg. the Freelander Sporran and the R Kilts sporrans have dividers and are better than pockets IMHO

[Pittsburgh Kilts]

What, you mean like this?





Shucks, why didn't you just ask for one?

(Actually, I generally use mine for carrying business cards. But it IS in a convenient spot for condoms.)