Kilted Indecent Exposure In Arizona

[MACKAY]

Tempe Arizona police reported the following incidents Monday:

A 31-year-old transient man was arrested on Sixth Street just east of Mill Avenue early Sunday morning and charged with two counts of public sexual indecency and one count of urinating in public. The man, who was born in Scotland, was reportedly seen urinating on a building on Mill Avenue and then allegedly turned to face two females. Police reported the man "pulled up his Scottish kilt and exposed his genitals and penis."

I guess he is not an Xmarks member :-)

Brian Mackay

[Colin]

Tempe Arizona police reported the following incidents Monday:

A 31-year-old transient man was arrested on Sixth Street just east of Mill Avenue early Sunday morning and charged with two counts of public sexual indecency and one count of urinating in public. The man, who was born in Scotland, was reportedly seen urinating on a building on Mill Avenue and then allegedly turned to face two females. Police reported the man "pulled up his Scottish kilt and exposed his genitals and penis."

I guess he is not an Xmarks member :-)

Brian Mackay

well, we haven't heard from Ron for awhile Where are you Riverkilt?

[Archangel]

Tempe Arizona police reported the following incidents Monday:

A 31-year-old transient man was arrested on Sixth Street just east of Mill Avenue early Sunday morning and charged with two counts of public sexual indecency and one count of urinating in public. The man, who was born in Scotland, was reportedly seen urinating on a building on Mill Avenue and then allegedly turned to face two females. Police reported the man "pulled up his Scottish kilt and exposed his genitals and penis."

I guess he is not an Xmarks member :-)

Brian Mackay

Having followed one of the other threads for the last several days. I'm wondering why would you rule him out?

just a light thought, not meaning to offend anyone.

[Kilts_Knave]

I'm wondering why would you rule him out?

Because he is a 60-some-odd-year-old devil dog! Oo-rah

[Archangel]

Because he is a 60-some-odd-year-old devil dog! Oo-rah

oh, the bad grammar thing, pronoun refers to the noun rule. I didn't mean why would you rule out our mild-mannered Riverkilt, why would you rule out that it wasn't an Xmarks member. I also suspect you knew that.

[Doc Hudson]

Having followed one of the other threads for the last several days. I'm wondering why would you rule him out?

just a light thought, not meaning to offend anyone.

In addition to the age discrepancy, there is also the fact that the weinie wagger was described as a transient, and I believe that is an euphemism for Homeless Bum. And as a general rule, homeless bums don't have internet access on a regular basis.

[Dreadbelly]

In addition to the age discrepancy, there is also the fact that the weinie wagger was described as a transient, and I believe that is an euphemism for Homeless Bum. And as a general rule, homeless bums don't have internet access on a regular basis.

Please, please come with me to my local library... The most disgusting wine and urine soaked, foul smelling, filthy, rude, horrid homeless bums await you. They sit in the air conditioned library all day at the computers. The city wants to do something about it but hesitates because it does not want to appear discriminatory. Theft in the library is at an all time high. You can't leave anything, not even your empty bookbag alone for even a moment sitting on a table. They go in and bathe in the restrooms, in the sink.

[Archangel]

Please, please come with me to my local library... The most disgusting wine and urine soaked, foul smelling, filthy, rude, horrid homeless bums await you. They sit in the air conditioned library all day at the computers. The city wants to do something about it but hesitates because it does not want to appear discriminatory. Theft in the library is at an all time high. You can't leave anything, not even your empty bookbag alone for even a moment sitting on a table. They go in and bathe in the restrooms, in the sink.

Doc, I was misinterpreted, I hope I cleared that up in an earlier post. My wife works in the library, she can confirm Dread's statement.

Please, it was supposed to be a light comment. If it is a bad joke, just ignore it, don't laugh at it.

Riverkilt, I hope you see that it was a grammatical error and you were not the object of my comment. Let me know.

[Dreadbelly]

Doc, I was misinterpreted, I hope I cleared that up in an earlier post. My wife works in the library, she can confirm Dread's statement.

Please, it was supposed to be a light comment. If it is a bad joke, just ignore it, don't laugh at it.

Riverkilt, I hope you see that it was a grammatical error and you were not the object of my comment. Let me know.

I feel bad for her.

They have ONE security guard down at the library. He is in his seventies. No, I am not joking. He is completely unarmed and helpless. There are two male librarians, and they, well, I don't mean to stereotype, but they are bookworms. Beanpole scrawny bookworms. Fragile. Giants upstairs under the hair...

On more than one occasion, I have cheerfully offered to assist them with a particularly obnoxious fellow and show him the door.

[Shay]

"exposed his genitals and penis."

Hmmm... isn't one part of the other?