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    How To Make A Woman Happy.

    Here's a little advice in light of the nearness of Valentines day.

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other women

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes
    55. Wear a kilt.

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food
    Last edited by Southern Breeze; 13th February 06 at 08:57 PM. Reason: Forgot #55

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Breeze
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    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food
    Actually SB, if the woman shows up naked there are NO other requirements!
    The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long

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    SB, did you petion my wife for that?
    [B]Paul Murray[/B]
    Kilted in Detroit! Now that's tough.... LOL

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    I'm a lousy hubby I guess...

    :sad:

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    You forgot #55:

    55. Wear a Kilt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacMullen
    You forgot #55:

    55. Wear a Kilt.
    Noted and amended.

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