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    joke from Reader's Digest

    In was sitting in the eye doctors waiting room today while my wife was getting her eyes examined for new glasses. As I waited, I was browsing through a reader's digest. One of the jokes caught my eye.

    A nervouse middle aged woman was touring a Scottish castle. She kept looking behind the group as if she thought someone was following them. The guide asked her what was wrong. She answered that she had read about all of the haunted castles in Scotland and was worried that she might see a ghost. The guide assured her, saying "Lass, in all the time I've been in this castle, I've never seen a ghost", How long have you been here?, the lady asked. To which the guide replies, "just over 300 years, madam"
    "A day spent in the fields and woods, or on the water should not count as a day off our allotted number upon this earth."
    Jerry, Kilted Old Fart.

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    Love it, love it, love it...
    "Listen Men.... You are no longer bound down to the unmanly dress of the Lowlander." 1782 Repeal.
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    Lady From Hell vs Neighbor From Hell @ [url]http://way2noisy.blogspot.com[/url]

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    In the non condensed version does that translate to 600 years that the guide has been there?

    Great one!
    Glen McGuire

    A Life Lived in Fear, Is a Life Half Lived.

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    She probably believed him!

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