View on Aging

[Southern Breeze]

I thought about puting this in the How Old Is Grandpa thread, but thought it should be on it's own.

George Carlin's View on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them "

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.


7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares? But do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!

Have a wonderful day!!!!!!!

[Livingston]

Very good, SB. That's one of Carlins best as far as I'm concerned. BUT, I feel age is just a state of mind.................and I just don't mind

[KiltedKnight]

That is a great post but he missed something vitally important that I learned the hard way.

Marry the youngest, most beautiful woman that will put up with you and make sure she can cook because at the end of the day you want a decent meal when the newness wears off.

My wife is ten years my junior, a professional and her hobby is cooking, I'm sure that if she wasn't in the medical field she would make a great world class chef. I made a plaque for her kitchen that reads:

"CUISINE TO SATISFY THE EPICUREANS DELIGHT"

And she hasn't disappointed me yet in 18 years.

Chris.

[Southern Breeze]

After seeing the "How old are we" thread I thought about this one and decided to resurrect it. Remember, you're only as old as you feel that you are.

[Kilted KT]

That is a great post but he missed something vitally important that I learned the hard way.

Marry the youngest, most beautiful woman that will put up with you and make sure she can cook because at the end of the day you want a decent meal when the newness wears off.

My wife is ten years my junior, a professional and her hobby is cooking, I'm sure that if she wasn't in the medical field she would make a great world class chef. I made a plaque for her kitchen that reads:

"CUISINE TO SATISFY THE EPICUREANS DELIGHT"

And she hasn't disappointed me yet in 18 years.

Chris.

oops...looks like I goofed. My wife is four years my senior, and can't cook much. She doesn't even like kilts yet!

oh well...I'm working on it..

[davedove]

I always enjoyed that one from Carlin.

I always liked this clever quote: "Birthdays are good for you. Those who have the most, live the longest."

And a more serious one: "Never regret growing older. Many people are denied the priviledge."

[McClef]

Another good quote:

Better over the hill than under it...

[SFCRick]

Very good, I agree completely

[Riverkilt]

If aging isn't your issue yet - it will be.

Ron

[Panache]

This whole aging thread has me a bit concerned.

I'd need to confer with someone who has already seen his youth slip away and has fallen into decrepitude to get the real story.

Hmmmm....I'd better to talk to Mike1

Cheers

Jamie



And the rest of the rabble never heard from Panache again