Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he
accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da mergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da
Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll
see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's
2006 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible
techniques. I could haf put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy
didn't you brink da finkers?"

Ole says........"How da heck vas I suppose to pick dem up?

:rolleyes: