New Toasts

[Big Mikey]

Gentlemen, two more toasts in the ongoing series.

"For every wound, a balm. For every sorrow, a cheer. For every storm, a calm. For every thirst, a beer."



"May the roof above us never fall in and may we friends gathered 'neath it, never fall out."

Slainte!

[David Dalglish]

Very good

[Tattoo Bradley]

I really like the second one.

[Dirk Skene]

Those are both worth saving. The first for lighthearted occasions, the 2nd for more serious ones.

[McMurdo]

Good toasts BM thanks for posting them.

[Bob C]

"Here's to lying, cheating, stealing and drinking.
If you have to lie, lie to save a friend.
If you have to cheat, cheat death.
If you have to steal, steal the heart of a good woman.
And, if you have to drink, drink with me. Forever."

[Big Mikey]

Hey Bob, good one! I'll add that to my collection.

[Dreadbelly]

May the flat of your tam always face the wind and never the flat of your ****.

Not my line, I read it in a book some place. As you can see, it stuck in my brain like bubble gum. I could only imagine that the person who said it must have been kilted.

[Monkey@Arms]

One of my favorites:

"May those who love us love us, and those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping."

Best regards,

Jake

[Warhoover]

Not a new one but one of my favorites:

Here's to the heath, the hill and the heather,
The bonnet, the plaid, the kilt and the feather!