How do you make your customers go berserk?

**Dreadbelly** · 8th March 07, 08:01 PM

You taunt them.

Dread,

We have encountered a small problem with your kilt.

I have finished sewing it and it is in a box ready to go to the post office. However, the post office is closed for the day and it will be tomorrow before I can get your kilt on its way to you.

Steve Ashton
Owner/Kiltmaker
www.freedomkilts.com
"Cry Freedom! and let slip the legs of woe."

This approaches the ferocity of the French Taunting that King Arthur endured at the Castle of Catapulted Livestock.

Ugh, I can't wait.

**ccga3359** · 8th March 07, 08:04 PM

Dread, Steve is awaiting me sending him two kilt pins. Do you want me to withhold putting them in the mail for ten - fifteen minutes in retaliation?

**Dreadbelly** · 8th March 07, 08:14 PM

Overnight.

**ccga3359** · 8th March 07, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Dreadbelly

Overnight.

Nah! That would be too cruel. You want payback? When ou get your kiltand you post pictures, don't clicketypop them. Make everyone have to wait to see them. That will teach these kiltmakers!!!

**The Wizard of BC** · 8th March 07, 09:29 PM

Of course I could have told you the other problems I had with your kilt.

Such as given that your thighs are bigger than your hips and waist I had to make your kilt upside down. The pleats are at the top and the waistband is at the bottom. And then I would have needed to send a mini-cam in the box just to watch you scratch your head and try to figure that one out.

**turpin** · 8th March 07, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by The Wizard of BC

Of course I could have told you the other problems I had with your kilt.

Such as given that your thighs are bigger than your hips and waist I had to make your kilt upside down. The pleats are at the top and the waistband is at the bottom. And then I would have needed to send a mini-cam in the box just to watch you scratch your head and try to figure that one out.

that tickles