Truthful Answer

[GMan]

Hell-o all,


Last night I was out waiting for friends, and the question of aren't you cold came up.

I had to answer truthfully and say yes, I forgot my gloves and my fingers were cold cold cold.

[Riverkilt]

My stock answer to "Aren't you cold?" is "Nope, I've got a heater under there." So far, always gets a laugh...maybe someday might get me a date....

Ron

[Nighthawk]

My to answer to that is- No! Wool blankets are actually rather warm.

[Panache]

The snow is snowing, the wind is blowing
But I can weather the storm!
What do I care how much it may storm?
I've got my kilt to keep me warm.
I can't remember a worse December
Just watch those icicles form!
What do I care if icicles form?
I've got my kilt to keep me warm.

Off with that overcoat, I’ll set my cap at a tilt
I need no overcoat, I'm warm in my kilt!
My fine tartan attire, keeps the temperature higher
So I will weather the storm!
What do I care how much it may storm?
I've got my kilt to keep me warm.

(Instrumental)

Off with the thermal underwear, I’ll strap on my plaid
I need no such things, I'm warm and I’m glad!
My fine tartan attire, keeps the temperature higher
I will weather the storm!
What do I care how much it may storm?
I've got my kilt, I've got my kilt,
I've got my kilt to keep me warm.


With apologies to Irving Berlin

[pipesndrumsnun]

My stock answer to "Aren't you cold?" is "Nope, I've got a heater under there." So far, always gets a laugh...maybe someday might get me a date....

Ron