That's some heavy denim!

[Monkey@Arms]

My wife sometimes complains that my UK workman and denim kilts are like body armor that makes my butt unpinchable -- yeah I know

Anyway, I washed my Black Denim UK for the first time the other day, and hung it dry like usual. Well as you can see afterwards, the kilt decided that . . .




Wearers? It don't need no stinking wearers!





I am sure it will soften up one of these years, but in the meantime I am safe from garden variety mashers

Best regards,

Jake

P.S. Feel free to come up with your own captions.

[James MacMillan]

Superb!

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[Makeitstop]

That's exactly what I'm looking for in a kilt right now. Something that will not only stay down in the event of a tornado, but which I don't have to bother hanging either.

[Roan Carter]

Lord ...
Now if they could weave denim into a tartan, I would buy one pronto.

[Coemgen]

Gadzooks! That thing must be earthquake proof!

[Photoguy67]

Are all the UKs that stiff? Wowzers!

[Monkey@Arms]

Are all the UKs that stiff? Wowzers!

Nah. The UK original, mocker, and survivor models are made of softer fabrics. Actually, Riverkilt has reported in the past that after it was broken-in his denim UK became one of his most comfortable kilts. Nowadays most blue jeans are pre-washed, so as to spare us the experience of pants that are stiff-as-a-board.

Panache, DaveDove -Great comments guys.

Best regards,

Jake

[Mipi]

At least you don't have to worry hove to store it!

[Panache]

Well…
I was on the internet last night
I saw nothing scary
For I have never been afraid.
Of anything. Not very.

Then I was reading a thread on X Marks the Scot
When suddenly I spied it
I saw a black denim kilt standing up
With nobody inside it!

I wasn’t scared. But, yet, I stopped.
What could that kilt be there for?
What could a black denim kilt on the forum
Be standing in the air for?

And then it moved! That empty kilt!
It kind of started jumping
And then my heart, I must admit,
It kind of started thumping.

So I got offline. I got out fast
As fast as I could go , sir
I wasn’t scared. But a kilt like that
I did not care for . No, sir.



With apologies to Dr. Seuss

Cheers

Jamie

[Wompet]

Then I was reading a thread on X Marks the Scot
When suddenly I spied it
I saw a black denim kilt standing up
With nobody inside it!

The Invisible Man wears kilts ... who'd a thunk it?