bathroom

**Minnow** · 26th June 08, 12:35 PM

I'm wearing my kilt today and I was questioned. Not uncommon, but this was a question I have never heard before. Someone asked me "how do you go to the bathroom in that thing?".

I was tempted to say "Running at full speed", but instead I told him "just like pants". After that he asked me where you get a kilt, of course I pointed him to the internet. The conversation that followed was brief, but I think someone is going to go home and start looking for his first kilt online.

We're growing in our ranks.

-Minnow

**Nighthawk** · 26th June 08, 12:46 PM

The last time soneone asked me that, I said "I don't go to the bathroom in it- I usually go in the sink."

**Splash_4** · 26th June 08, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

The last time soneone asked me that, I said "I don't go to the bathroom in it- I usually go in the sink."

Funny though

**Nighthawk** · 26th June 08, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Splash_4

Funny though

Speaking of which-- it's breaktime!!

**Nick the DSM** · 26th June 08, 01:41 PM

i usually reply with "how does a kilt change my body's waste system?"

**ccga3359** · 26th June 08, 03:36 PM

I tell them "Well as a matter of fact I'm going right now..." Followed by a nervous glance down from them

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**Edward Teach** · 26th June 08, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

The last time soneone asked me that, I said "I don't go to the bathroom in it- I usually go in the sink."

Last time I did that was at a Pink Floyd concert...

**Zardoz** · 26th June 08, 08:59 PM

"how do you go to the bathroom in that thing?"

"Easy"

**H.M. Murdock** · 26th June 08, 09:41 PM

I usually just smile and say, "With the level of intensity that I am employing to stand here right now."
It never matters what I say, so I don't have to worry about coherency. They're always too busy staring at my sporran in preparation for the next question: "What do you carry in that fanny pack?"