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1st April 09, 08:38 AM
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That's it I've had it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No more kilts for me ladies and gents - I am sick and tired of the astronomical costs, the endless countless pointless accessories, the waves of public ridicule, and my complete inability to afford an real honest to gosh 20 yard Cashmere quadruple box pleated kilt sewn by an ancient highland pictish monk using the finest thread from Jason's golden fleece!!!!!!
No sir-eee, no more kilts for me, I'm going back to trousers. Give me those long skinny tubes designed for boobs than bind and twist at my fiddily bits until I can sing castrato.
Let me blend in with the sheep and forget the swish, swirl, and sweep of tartan pleats on parade. I'll wear my baseball cap backwards, pull on my white gym socks,and totally disappear from view. No more cabers or dirks or chanters for me - and oh how happy I will be just to copying the fashions from M - T - V!
Happy April 1st.
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1st April 09, 08:41 AM
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Airman. Piper. Scholar. - Avatar: MacGregor Tartan
KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland. - Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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1st April 09, 08:45 AM
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oh, whew! Since I'm a pictish monk who relys on sales of golden fleece threads to support my simple life of prayer and meditation, I was worried!
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1st April 09, 08:52 AM
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Nice one Phil
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1st April 09, 09:07 AM
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Ooooh...darn it! I was just logging on to Paypal!
Kevin.
Institutio postulo novus informatio supersto
Proudly monkeying with tradition since 1967.
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1st April 09, 09:10 AM
#6
Heheheh
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1st April 09, 09:33 AM
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1st April 09, 09:35 AM
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Oh, Man! I thought you were serious...now I wish I hadn't posted that photo
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1st April 09, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by pdcorlis
I am sick and tired of the astronomical costs, the endless countless pointless accessories, the waves of public ridicule...
No sir-eee, no more kilts for me, I'm going back to trousers. Give me those long skinny tubes designed for boobs than bind and twist at my fiddily bits until I can sing castrato.
I'll wear my baseball cap backwards, pull on my white gym socks,and totally disappear from view. No more cabers or dirks or chanters for me - and oh how happy I will be just to copying the fashions from M - T - V!
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1st April 09, 09:51 AM
#10
Ya got a chuckle out of me LOL
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