Getting a haircut in a kilt, who knew?

[ChubRock]

Yesterday I dropped into my local chain haircutting salon for my summer side buzz. No less than 12 women left their clients to come and check out my kilt. None of them had ever seen a MAN (yeah baby) come into their shop wearing one. I was a hit!

One of the prettiest and bravest asked, "Is that a skirt?" I looked at her grinned and said, "No, it's a Kilt. If it were a skirt I would be wearing panties." She asked, "How do we know you aren't wearing panties now?" All laughed and I answered, "Good girls ask, bad girls find out for themselves." I am not kidding, four of them ran around from behind the counter and lifted the back of my UK to see my tartan boxers.

I am a MOS, 5'10" 290 lb lump of love. Why on earth would they do that? Answer: It must be the Kilt!

I now plan on wearing my kilt around town a little more often! ;-)

btw, my wife was not amused at their behavior.

[McFarkus]

I take it your wife was not with you during the encounter, but only heard about it later. Otherwise she might have been a bit more protective.

[bricelythgoe]

I love the story!

[Dan R Porter]

I think RIverkilt has photos of him in the barber shop somewhere on here.

I took flowers to my wife, in a kilt and dressed semiformal, and all the girls swooned and it embarrased the heck out of my wife. Well worth it!

[Nighthawk]

...ran around from behind the counter and lifted the back of my UK to see my tartan boxers.

I am a MOS, 5'10" 290 lb lump of love. Why on earth would they do that? Answer: It must be the Kilt!

btw, my wife was not amused at their behavior.

I had something like that happen a few weeks ago. My wife, brother and I went out to shoot pool. I was about to take my shot when I felt a hand slide up the back of my leg. I missed my shot and turned around to scold my wife... only to discover that it was one of the Jeggermeister girls! She just stood there and grinned at me. My wife was also less than amused... My brother, on the other, thought it was hilarious.

I am also about 290, 5'10", but am fairly muscular, except for this gut I can't seem to banish, so I don't really think I'm all that much to look at either. Swish+Swagger=swoon.

[Wolfhawk]

... I was about to take my shot when I felt a hand slide up the back of my leg. I missed my shot and turned around to scold my wife... only to discover that it was one of the Jeggermeister girls! She just stood there and grinned at me.

I was at the Flying Saucer last Saturday Night and I will tipping back a pint when I felt a hand go up my leg from the back, also. I almost blew good beer all over the people. I turned a round and it was some lady with a shy grin. "I just wanted to check".

[Jack Daw]

Good thing you didn't go in for a pedicure.

[Tartan Shortbread Jock]

Hello ChubRock, how are you.
Did you just say..Tartan boxers...
I think I need a stiff drink.
Kind wishes.

[ccga3359]

Note to self;
Get haircut.

[ForresterModern]

Note to self;
Get haircut.

Sorry Grant but I have to suplement that.

Note to self:

Get a haircut, wearing my kilt, at least once a week (and maybe at different shops each time---spread the wealth).